Humor: Bitcoin SODLers Now Can Easily Sell the 'Bottom' with PayPal

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In an innovative move, Coinbase's U.S. customers can now instantly withdraw balances to PayPal, making panic selling easier than ever.

Banks begone! PayPal is ushering in a new era of digital currency.

TRON can kiss its lead goodbye because PayPal boasts insane transaction throughput, exceeding 50 million tx per second.

Even EOS has something to worry about with PayPal's arbitration-based dispute resolution.

The PayPal app has a functional-even delightful-user experience for phone and tablet.

Like Cardano, users can attach a debit card to a PayPal account for a seamless spending experience.

Unlike Cardano, PayPal didn't need 100 PhDs to build their service.

Given these factors, it's easy to see why people should switch to PayPal.

Coinbase's PayPal integration is perfect for users who want the convenience of digital currency without the inconvenience of decentralization.

Instead of being a decentralization zealot, why not act like a rational person and put your financial and economic sovereignty into the palms of a benevolent corporation, like PayPal?

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